Self-Evident Christmas Tree Decorations

You'll be pleased to know my Christmas Tree is decorated with only the finest conventionally-shaped bells.

Sunbathing has health risks

They like to catch their rays, too.

Come on in, the water's lovely

South African swimming pool

Slow! People, dogs, sloths and monkeys.

Costa Rican road signs are so much fun!

South African Logic

Thanks to Robyn for these last three posts!

Special

Another one from South Africa

SOTP. Don't OG.

One from South Africa

Topical

NOT one of mine, but from The Telegraph, sent in by Chris Milburn.

Where else would you buy your fabric?

With thanks to LL.

Church

With thanks to LL

5 Stars

With thanks to LL

Allergy Advice

I know it's hardly original, but it still makes me smile.

Liars

Thanks to LL.

Wharever lights your candle...

Pardon me

St Andrews, Scotland

Indian Hut

Open wide

Once again, could LL please take a bow.

Take your chances?

LL again!

Erm...

Another one from LL!

Don't do that. No. It is forbidden.

Thanks to LL for this one!

Beware of the dog

Glad to see he's wearing a helmet...

... or else his head is a mushroom. That would be less helpful.

Shock washing

Here be Dragons

And a Merry Christmas to you too.

Please drive carefully

The Lake District is still a good place to see fairies.

You have been warned

Fair enough.

Do Not Feed The Seagulls

This was taken in Tenby in Wales on a very chilly and windy day. They must expect better things from their seagulls than the rest of us. The spelling is quite funny, too.